Friday, April 7, 2017

Funny, Controversial and Mean; Yet TRUE

Today, brace your funny bone and as we bring to you a unique list  of different types of Indian Girlfriends. 
But first a disclaimer, 
All categories mentioned in this article, are purely intentional, they have  sheer resemblance with reality. Feel free to be offended by the content of this article. and  grammar and punctuation in above article is left as an exercice for the reader."  (Kudos to you if you have found one already :p)
Alright then, let's get straight to the point with our first category.
#1 "The Social Media Queen"
These are the ones who are obsessed with selfies, hashtags and needless to say, "Awwws". They value their social media likes over any relationship. If you’re dating this type, God bless you :-)
#2 "Ms. Late Lateef" 
 Make-up, Clothes or just laziness, no-one knows what makes them late, ALWAYS. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry” is what these girls say pretty much all the time. If you find one of these, you better download some games on your phone to keep yourself busy while waiting.
#3 "The Mummy (Mom)"
Relationships comprises of caring for each other, but not to the extent that she becomes your second mom. "What you should do next ?, how you should do things?, what to wear?", they will shoot endless opinions your way. If you can handle this type, Congratulations!! , you have all what it needs to become an office boy.
#4 "The Bro" 
 
Remember Aditi from “Yeh Jawani Hai Deewani?” , This category is nothing less than a brother (or friend) who drinks with you, parties with you and is as lazy and unhygienic as you are. This is a blessing in disguise for all the lazy dudes, but beware, they might have a moustache too.
#5. "Feminist-ically Yours"  
This had to be here, discussions on gender equality, equal rights, social status is their forte. Don’t mess with them and make them a sandwich #GirlPower
#6 "Money over Honey"
Honestly, they don’t even care how you look or what you are. What matters is how rich you are. If you’re rich and you have a girlfriend, ask yourself. #Retrospect And by the way <<JIO RELIANCE JIO (Hope you get the joke)>>
#7 "THE ONE"
 
Alright, no matter how stupid, weird or funny she is. But, this is the one you love, your ideal partner. She could be an amalgamation of all the above categories, but it doesn’t matter because you love her.
So, are you also looking for someone to date?, don’t make a mistake, Find your IDEAL partner on SweetRing, which lets you find people with common interests. Happy Dating :-)